They'll Never Catch Tommy Valkai!
Tommy Valkai, international conman, Marxist, Freemason, and former politican and Christian school teacher, remains on the run from the FBI since leading violent protests across Oklahoma and scamming people around the world with atheism. Now he's here to scam YOU into buying a sweet tote bag!
All proceeds go to funding Tommy's continued efforts to evade the FBI. Buy a bag to keep Tommy out of prison and in your heart!
More details
- 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
- Fabric weight: 8 oz
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Valkai Labs Giftshop
- Email: forrestvalkai-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning. Meets the azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
They'll Never Catch Tommy Valkai! Size Guide
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One size
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14 1/2
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16
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24
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1
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