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Become a disciple of the vilest degree and help Forrest spread the gospel of atheism by purchasing your very own mentally unstable fount!

To make your own Valkalized Bath Water at home, just mix 3 tablespoons ground deer teeth, 2 cups gender fluid, a pinch of cortisol, and 1 gallon fresh squeezed Valkai to each bathtub of water.

WARNING: This product is designed for use with Valkalized Bath Water ONLY! All other liquids must legally be considered mentally stable.

"You have drunk from a very mentally unstable fount, dear Valkite."

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