They'll Never Catch Tommy Valkai!
Tommy Valkai, international conman, Marxist, Freemason, and former politican and Christian school teacher, remains on the run from the FBI since leading violent protests across Oklahoma and scamming people around the world with atheism. Now he's here to scam YOU into buying a sweet mug!
All proceeds go to funding Tommy's continued efforts to evade the FBI. Buy a mug to keep Tommy out of prison and in your heart!
More details
- NOT microwave or dishwasher safe
- Ceramic
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Valkai Labs Giftshop
- Email: forrestvalkai-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Not dishwasher or microwave safe; hand wash only. Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ × 3.35″ (9.8 cm × 8.5 cm)
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ × 3.35″ (12 cm × 8.5 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
