They'll Never Catch Tommy Valkai!

97,94 zł

Tommy Valkai, international conman, Marxist, Freemason, and former politican and Christian school teacher, remains on the run from the FBI since leading violent protests across Oklahoma and scamming people around the world with atheism. Now he's here to scam YOU into buying a sweet t-shirt!

All proceeds go to funding Tommy's continued efforts to evade the FBI. Buy a shirt to keep Tommy out of prison and in your heart!

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  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Grey Heather is 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
  • Relaxed fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.