They'll Never Catch Tommy Valkai!
Tommy Valkai, international conman, Marxist, Freemason, and former politican and Christian school teacher, remains on the run from the FBI since leading violent protests across Oklahoma and scamming people around the world with atheism. Now he's here to scam YOU into buying a sweet t-shirt!
All proceeds go to funding Tommy's continued efforts to evade the FBI. Buy a shirt to keep Tommy out of prison and in your heart!
They'll Never Catch Tommy Valkai! Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
