Valkalized Bath Water Bottle
Become a disciple of the vilest degree and help Forrest spread the gospel of atheism by purchasing your very own mentally unstable fount!
To make your own Valkalized Bath Water at home, just mix 3 tablespoons ground deer teeth, 2 cups gender fluid, a pinch of cortisol, and 1 gallon fresh squeezed Valkai to each bathtub of water.
WARNING: This product is designed for use with Valkalized Bath Water ONLY! All other liquids must legally be considered mentally stable.
"You have drunk from a very mentally unstable fount, dear Valkite."
- Great Value Keith Urban
More details
- Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
- Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
- 32 oz (950 ml)
- Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
- Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
- Glossy finish
- Rotating handle
- Comes with an anti-slip patch
Disclaimers:
- Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
- Light pressure might be needed to close the lid during the first uses, as it can take a few times for the straw to take the appropriate shape inside the bottle.
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Valkai Labs Giftshop
- Email: forrestvalkai-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only. Light pressure might be needed to close the lid during the first uses, as it can take a few times for the straw to take the appropriate shape inside the bottle. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
- Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
