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They'll Never Catch Tommy Valkai!

$36.66 CAD

Tommy Valkai, international conman, Marxist, Freemason, and former politican and Christian school teacher, remains on the run from the FBI since leading violent protests across Oklahoma and scamming people around the world with atheism. Now he's here to scam YOU into buying a sweet t-shirt!

All proceeds go to funding Tommy's continued efforts to evade the FBI. Buy a shirt to keep Tommy out of prison and in your heart!

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More details

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Grey Heather is 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
  • Relaxed fit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

They'll Never Catch Tommy Valkai! Size Guide

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Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
25
18
7
M
26
20
8
L
26
22
8
XL
27
24
9
2XL
28
26
10
3XL
29
28
10

Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.


B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.


C Sleeve length

Place one end of the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve, then pull the tape down until you reach the hem of the sleeve.