They'll Never Catch Tommy Valkai!
Tommy Valkai, international conman, Marxist, Freemason, and former politican and Christian school teacher, remains on the run from the FBI since leading violent protests across Oklahoma and scamming people around the world with atheism. Now he's here to scam YOU into buying this poster t-shirt!
All proceeds go to funding Tommy's continued efforts to evade the FBI. Buy a poster to keep Tommy out of prison and in your heart!
More details
- Alder, semi-hardwood frame from renewable forests
- 75" (1.9 cm) thick frame
- Acrylite front protector
- Due to local wood import regulations, framed posters cannot be shipped to Australia.
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Valkai Labs Giftshop
- Email: forrestvalkai-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
